CHARACTER QUOTES
→ troy barnes, community
(via simplekeeks)
“When you die, there’s going to be a tombstone. It’s going to have your name, it’s going to have the year you were born, and it’s going to have the day you died. In between, there’s going to be a dash. And that dash is going to represent everything that you did in your life; good and bad. It’s how you’re remembered. What do you want your dash to represent?”
— Tim Tebow (via losec0ntrol)
(Source: alovefromabove, via anthrax-and-anarchy)
| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
(via honeyhuushyourlips)
| Nobody: | American accents are such a turn on. |
| i get walked into in the hall: | sorry |
| i get knocked and drop my books: | sorry |
| i get pushed against the wall: | sorry |
| i get pushed down a couple of stairs: | sorry |
| i get pushed out the window: | sorry |
| i get run over by a car: | sorry |
| i get murdered: | sorry |
watched the end part of this the other night and bawled my eyes out.
(I’ve only seen this movie once, years ago, and forgot what happened. so fucking sad)
(via unpeacefulsoul)
